Best excuse ever?
"Hello, I'm calling to arrange the second fitting for your suit..."
"I'm sorry, I can't talk right now, I'm busy rescuing a swan."
(I was also an hour late for dinner. Still, Best. Excuse. Ever!)
"I'm sorry, I can't talk right now, I'm busy rescuing a swan."
(I was also an hour late for dinner. Still, Best. Excuse. Ever!)

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(It was a year-old cygnet that had been thrown out of home and ended up on our dock, where the look-like-they're-going-to-stay-and-breed pair took exception to him, trapped him behind a ladder and beat him up.)