Handy Household Management Tips

[flick]

Do you struggle to fit all of your housework tasks into the day? Why not get up at 4:30am to scrub dog vomit off the carpet? It's a great way of getting the morning off to a productive start!

Comments

[foms]

Oh, yes. Dog vomit is the best. The circumstances can be improved by stepping it in, in the dark.

[bibliofile]

Which will wake you all the way like practically nothing else (possible exception: being vomited upon while you're asleep).

Oh, joy.