Terrible disaster!

[flick]

On the way home from the yard, I went to the utterly, fabulously crappy WHAT!!! Home & Leisure round the corner, because they sell packs of cakes that I am a bit hooked on: they're little Italian sponge fingers with chocolate goop in the middle, and I suspect that they contain no ingredients not sourced from a chemical plant. They're a whole pound for a pack of ten, and there was the problem: I had no change. Minimum £5 spend to use a card. Oh noes: they don't all fit in the cupboard....

Comments

[clanwilliam]

Is the shop named for what people say as they walk in? I hadn't noticed it - clearly I need a tat visit at some point.

[flick]

There's a whole chain of them, and they sell the most amazing collection of tat. Well worth a wander!

[vicarage.livejournal.com]

Bigger than a duck, bigger than a duck!

[flickgc.livejournal.com]

Ah, but we've exchanged contracts now, and I'm fairly sure that even my huge stack of cake is smaller than a greyhound!

[nils.livejournal.com]

...so you had no choice but to eat the ones that didn't fit?

[doubtingmichael.livejournal.com]

If you need help disposing of them, just let me know.

[flickgc.livejournal.com]

I shall keep you in mind if I find myself struggling!

[grytpype-thynne.livejournal.com]

We have long concluded that many of the tastiest confections available are byproducts of the petrochemical industry and none the worse for it.

[flickgc.livejournal.com]

Plus, you can leave them in the car / back of the cupboard for years in case of emergencies, safe in the knowledge that they won't change at all, other than a slight risk of the packaging fading in sunlight!

[whotheheckami.livejournal.com]

Not enough cupboard space? Time to move ;)

[flickgc.livejournal.com]

Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

[pixiejuice.livejournal.com]

Ha ha ha ! Brilliant !